I wrote this for a job where you watch 25 Christmas movies and you make $2500 dollars. Alas, I didn’t get the job, BUT I had a lot of fun writing this silly “why me” statement, so now you all get a peek. Also: I will watch movies [or read books] for money if any of you have extra cash laying around ;)
'Twas the month before Christmas, when all through the apartment
Not a creature was stirring, not even a varmint;
The dried oranges were hung on the mantle with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The 22 year old was nestled all snug in her bed;
While visions of Christmas movies danced in her head.
She is an English major, she knows how to write,
and studied art history, so art she can cite.
She heard of this job from her aunt on Zoom, bless her;
And opted to apply, a break from the stressor
of being a first year middle-school teacher, on
Zoom all day. Sleepy, and her sanity is gone,
so Netflix Christmas movies are the perfect break.
She's the best person for this job, don't be opaque!
She's a writer, Christmas-lover, laptop-owner,
So truly, what more could you possibly ask fer?!
(She's also the oldest of six siblings, so lots
of little Christmas presents are all in her thoughts.
The $2500 would go a long way to
Buy them, and pay down some college loans (gross ew).)
Give her a shot and she will knock both your socks off!!